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EXT. CENTRAL PARK - NIGHT 53

JASON and SAM are walking through the park, each sipping
from a beer. EINSTEIN bounces ahead.

                  JASON
          Well, this is nice. Just the 3 of us.
          Did you see family today?

                  SAM
          Oh yeah, I was at my sisterís earlier for
          lunch, but the kids drive me crazy and
          sheís still breast feeding. She lactated
          on me. I mean one can only deal with so
          much.

                  JASON
          Yeah...I hear ya...

                  SAM
          Thatís the good thing when you donít have
          kids. You can do what you want. You donít
          have to pretend. My friends have to deal
          with all these commitments and people
          like you and me can just do whatever.
          Look at us. Isnít it brilliant?

                  JASON
          Right.

                  SAM
          The thing with kids is: you never know
          what youíre gonna get. Thereís a no
          return policy on them, so youíre pretty
          much stuck with whatever little psycho
          rolls off the line.

ON JASON not sure how to react.

                  SAM (CONTíD)
          I know a guy that had a vasectomy. I
          donít think thatís a bad idea at all. The
          planet is overpopulated anyway.

JASON freezes on the spot.

EXT. THE BOATHOUSE - CENTRAL PARK - NIGHT

The Boathouse on The Lake in Central Park. JASON is
kneeling on the ground fiddling around with something as
yet unseen - muttering and swearing between sentences.

EINSTEIN staring at the water.


 

 
                               
   



                     
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