THE BABY CONSPIRACY
EXT. CENTRAL PARK - NIGHT 53
JASON and SAM are walking through the park, each sipping
from a beer. EINSTEIN bounces ahead.
Well, this is nice. Just the 3 of us.
Did you see family today?
Oh yeah, I was at my sisterís earlier for
lunch, but the kids drive me crazy and
sheís still breast feeding. She lactated
on me. I mean one can only deal with so
Yeah...I hear ya...
Thatís the good thing when you donít have
kids. You can do what you want. You donít
have to pretend. My friends have to deal
with all these commitments and people
like you and me can just do whatever.
Look at us. Isnít it brilliant?
The thing with kids is: you never know
what youíre gonna get. Thereís a no
return policy on them, so youíre pretty
much stuck with whatever little psycho
rolls off the line.
ON JASON not sure how to react.
I know a guy that had a vasectomy. I
donít think thatís a bad idea at all. The
planet is overpopulated anyway.
JASON freezes on the spot.
EXT. THE BOATHOUSE - CENTRAL PARK - NIGHT
The Boathouse on The Lake in Central Park. JASON is
kneeling on the ground fiddling around with something as
yet unseen - muttering and swearing between sentences.
EINSTEIN staring at the water.